olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

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olympicslut:

imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena 

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poopflow:

so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and 

she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG 

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jakemalik:

i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating

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slutformisha:

keyboards that aren’t my own reduce my typing abilities to those of a six year old

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lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

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